It's the end of the world as we know it...

So the other day we decided to go to the hospital. Amanda was looking a little fat so we thought we'd find out a good diet for her. It turns out she had twins inside of her! What a surprise! They decided to slice her open with rusty pliers to get the babies out.

Here's the hospital. Amy claims it looks fancy, but I can't say I noticed. You don't notice these things after working a while where I do, if you catch my drift.


Here's the first baby to pop out, even though she was the higher up baby for most of the pregnancy. She just wanted to come first so she jammed her feet in Kairi's face to sneak into first place.


But look! They're not done coming out yet! Here's Kairi!


But wait! Here's another one! This one, unlike the others, was born with a non-CG diaper.
Oh wait, that was just Katelyn again.
And this is Kairi.

Here's mommy meeting Katelyn for the first time (at least the first time when Katelyn wasn't a bloody mess).

Kairi wasn't so happy about it.

Here's a baby with open eyes, Heit Girl Twin A.

The latest craze is for the father to do the operation, so here I am with kids after it.

Wesley liked seeing babies. He points at them and says, "Baby!"


He was more interested in eating Mommy's food, though. She could order whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. Good thing we have full coverage insurance.


His favorite part was tossing coins into the fountain. That's way more exciting than sisters.


In conclusion, here's five dude-os.